“What be thermodynamics?” —Me, as a Jeopardy contestant, trying to irritate Alex Trebek

Here’s a review of my album from The Serious Comedy Site.

http://www.theseriouscomedysite.com/showreview.php?r_id=2187

Overall, it’s a very positive review. And is complimentary in some big ways, drawing similarities to George Carlin and saying the album “features the kind of stand up that lasts.” Well, let me be the first to say, “Thank you.”

However, the writer does take a disliking to my “lightly berating the crowd for not getting the joke when it did.” Note, I never make fun of the crowd for not getting the joke; I make fun of the fact that not EVERYONE got the joke. It’s a specific difference. The entire audience could be laughing, but as long as one guy is sitting there stone-faced, then I’m justified in making fun of the fact that “not everyone got the joke.”

I don’t know why he finds it annoying— That’s my favorite part.

And my smartest fans, who are quick to pick up on the joke, usually love the fact that some people don’t.

Oh well, to each their own.

If you haven’t heard the record, you can download it in the following places:

iTunes - http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/touche/id482477029
Amazon - http://www.amazon.com/Touché-Explicit/dp/B006BZ7TPC/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1322487106&sr=8-2

STOUT

This review of my album, on this very popular website, is so kind that I am speechless. Thank you. http://t.co/p2tFOKZB

Opening day is coming to a close and my new album, “Touché,” is holding strong at #7 on the iTunes charts. http://t.co/yFk6rqoL

#StoutsGuideToSuicide - Tip 463 - You can be lazy and still have a very dramatic death. EXAMPLE: Stay in bed and set your mattress on fire.

I just had a really weird STD screening. To test for HIV, the doctor used blood. But to test for chlamydia he used his mouth.

My new comedy album is available for pre-order on iTunes:
http://itunes.apple.com/us/preorder/touche/id482823463

If you enter your e-mail below, you’ll get sent a reminder on the official release date, December 6th.

If you click in just the right spot, you’ll hear a sample track from the album. Good luck.

#StoutsGuideToSuicide - Tip 461 - Do it under the pile of your Thanksgiving guests’ coats. As they leave, your body will slowly be revealed.

Here’s the press release for my album: http://t.co/WZB0cBHu - Because I know all the hip kids buy their comedy based on the press release…